Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine. Men's shoe size 7-12. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power and it's damn time you get the attention you deserve! Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 3% spandex.

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.

Why are you looking at me like that? Just tell me, I can handle it. I've been here before. Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Moana Rd NZ Fishing Club Socks. Size 7-11. 75% Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Elastane.

This cheeky pair of sole socks will give the beer-loving man in your life another excuse to put his feet up at the end of a long working day. The blue socks are hard to miss, especially with the phrase "MINE'S A BEER" written in capitals across the soles. "MINE'S A" appears on the bottom of one foot and "BEER" appears on the other. If the other person in the room doesn't get the hint, your beer-fuelled man can always wiggle his toes in the air. We're sure that will get his partner's/friend's/family member's attention.

What can I say? I contain multitudes. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. The first time, that is. Women's shoe size 5-10. 40% combed cotton, 58% nylon and 2% spandex.

Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But we did it, for you. And also because we really like cats. Women's shoe size 5-10. 40% combed cotton, 58% nylon and 2% spandex.

It's a learned behavior, BTW. What I'm saying is, my dog got it from me. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Women's shoe size 5-10. 40% combed cotton, 58% nylon and 2% spandex.