Trust us, these plasters are for softies and tough guys alike! They'll relieve your pain and add a little comic relief to your injury. Each tin contains twenty-five offensive plasters which literally add insult to injury.
Introducing the uproarious Human Organs Lunch Bag—a red, insulated accessory that takes lunchtime hilarity to a whole new level! Tired of boring, uninspiring lunch bags that lack that “gutsy” appeal? Well, prepare yourself for a lunchtime experience that will leave your colleagues in stitches! But hold your funny bones, there’s more to this than meets the eye. Not only does it boast a vibrant design that demands attention, but its insulated interior keeps your scrumptious meals at the perfect temperature. Whether you’re carrying a heartwarming stew or a stomach-churning salad, rest assured that your food will remain deliciously fresh until it’s time to chow down. Imagine the reactions as you proudly unveil your red Human Organs Lunch Bag, eliciting gasps, laughter, and a touch of bewilderment. It’s a surefire way to stand out from the crowd and inject some humour into your lunch break with one of the funniest novelty gifts around. Who knew carrying organs around could be so fun!?
Soap: 85 x 55 x 30 mm. 150g of 100% natural, hand-made soap bar. 85 x 55 x 30 mm | Peppermint and poppy seeds | Individually wrapped novelty soap Know a smart arse? This delightful bar will let them buff their ring until it shines like a new brass penny! This is a tingly scrubby bar of fresh zingy pepperminty fabulousness, with added exfoliating poppy seeds. This’ll wake ’em up! For a lush tush, sweet cheeks and buffed buns, this perky peppermint novelty soap is an absolute cracker! We love aromatherapy, and these soaps are frankly awesome. Fresh, quality, beautifully fragranced. And hilarious, naturally. (OK, so the names are wickedly hilarious, but the fun soap bars themselves are seriously good). A fun gift but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous not flabby ass. Contains no palm oil and is paraben, plastic, artificial perfumes, artificial colours, and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind!
