Guaranteed to cause a stir, these 6 offensive stencils are perfect for pouring on to a frothy coffee or decorating cakes.

Technology should amplify the human experience, not fuck with it. Just once, it would be good if a website said ‘close enough’ when you enter your username and password. Does “Sorry, your password is too weak. You must include: a symbol, a number, the name of your first pet, a spell, the entire script of ‘The Titanic’ and an uppercase letter.” have a familiar ring to it? Then, hold that thought! You need to use this journal. Defamations takes no responsibility if you fail to write down your passwords in this book. There’s only so much we can do to help you! 115 x 115 mm. 72 pages.

A hilarious, revealing party card game for any number of players. Can you trick your friends while keeping a straight face? Pick an ACTION card and a TOPIC card but keep the contents secret. Depending on what the cards state, tell either the truth or lie about that chosen topic. Each box contains 75 cards, 1 instruction card, a scorepad and a pencil.

Flush away boredom with Poop Jokes Cards, a hilarious collection of 100 poop-themed jokes, puns, and one-liners designed to keep everyone laughing. Whether you’re looking to spice up family game night, entertain the kids on a road trip, or break the ice at a party, this set has you covered.

Think you know your pornos from your Pacino movies? Guess your way through 100 quotes to discover if you’re a movie buff or if it’s time you put the tissues away during your nights in for one. Approx: 9x15x3.5cm.

Large porcelain jar made for your weed stash. Looks like an orange and white medicine bottle with an amusing (but fake) prescription label design. Air-tight silicone lid keeps your best bud fresh. 7.5(L) x 7.5(W) x 9.5(H) cm.

Squeeze nose to hear sound! The Noisest Underwear In The Bedroom! Quality novelty underwear that makes a sound when you squeeze the crotch! Powered by a button cell that is changeable, so your man never has to stop mooing for you on the bedroom! Measure approx H35cm x W17.5cm x D4cm

Large porcelain jar made for your weed stash. Dark purple jar featuring a psychedelic, rainbow weed leaf design. Air-tight silicone lid keeps your best bud fresh. 7.5(L) x 7.5(W) x 9.5(H) cm.

Funny Rasta ashtray, perfect to express your personal style. Features a tree stump design with a weed motif and a grinning, relaxed man smoking a joint. He’s wearing traditional Rastafari colours, sunglasses and a gold peace sign necklace. This ashtray makes a unique gift or a fun novelty homeware for yourself, perfect for keeping ash and cigarettes contained. 18(L) x 11(W) x 4(H) cm.

Hand gestures can mean different things in different parts of the world, so get the low down on what means where with this set of 100 cards showing pictures and giving descriptions of how offensive different hand signals can be. What can mean rock and roll in one part of the world can mean someone's wife is cheating in another, so don't get caught out and educate yourself today! Size: 15cm x 9cm x 3.5cm.

Rude Lucky Kitty Keychain. Clip this cheeky black kitty onto your keys. Designed as a lucky cat but its flipping you off instead! Features a purple bib, skull collar and a convenient split ring to hang. 50(L) x 30(W) x 30(H) mm.

Sometimes, our old friends are guilty of pooping before making it to the golden throne. This hilarious old-age gag gift will allow them to drop the kids off at the pool…wherever they are! Whether it’s for a friend, family member, or coworker, this novelty gift is bound to bring a smile to their face and create a moment of shared laughter.