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This hilariously low-maintenance man is the ultimate novelty gift for customers who’ve had enough of modern dating. Just add water and he’ll grow up to 600% in size – no effort, no attitude, no emotional baggage. Ideal for gift shops, party stores, and online retailers, this bestselling gag gift is a reliable impulse buy. Whether they’re celebrating being single, recovering from a breakup, or just need a laugh, your customers will love this plastic partner who ticks all the boxes… without asking for a toothbrush at your place.
SKU: DP0374
$5.99
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