Cute ceramic salt and pepper shakers shaped like two halves of an avocado. Features a 3D avocado stone on one half that fits perfectly into the hollow on the other half. Put them together to create a whole avocado! Hand wash only – not dishwasher safe. 7(L) x 3(W) x 7.50 (H) cm.
Need a helping paw during dish duty? Look no further than Scrubby, the quirky and kitschy sponge holder that keeps your sponge nearby when you need it the most. This purr-fect kitchen assistant even comes with his own sponge! Dimensions: 2.35 x 2.7 x 3.55 in.
Sometimes, our old friends are guilty of pooping before making it to the golden throne. This hilarious old-age gag gift will allow them to drop the kids off at the pool…wherever they are! Whether it’s for a friend, family member, or coworker, this novelty gift is bound to bring a smile to their face and create a moment of shared laughter.
Firm, bouncy, and ready to provide some boob-approved stress relief! These juggling boobs are perfect for squeezing, bouncing, and tossing when you need a silly distraction. Keep one on your desk for a daily dose of laughter and relaxation. (No actual juggling skills required!)
Sexy Squirting Banana with many uses! From a watergun to a replacement no know what! Box - 18cm x 8cm.
Discover the art of the insult with Shakespearean Profanities, a set of 100 cards featuring the Bard’s most biting and clever jabs. Perfect for literature lovers, wordsmiths, or anyone looking to elevate their vocabulary of comebacks, this set adds a dash of wit to your repertoire. Modern insults just don’t cut it? Travel back in time with this hilarious and educational deck, featuring 100 creative and scathing jabs crafted by the literary genius himself. A must-have for students, bookworms, or anyone who appreciates the beauty of language and the joy of a well-placed barb. Upgrade your insult game and let Shakespeare do the talking! Size: 15cm x 9cm x 3.5cm.
Why do people talk before 9am in the morning? Shut the fuck up! Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle. Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe.
Recharging Eye Mask – the glow-in-the-dark sleeping mask that lets everyone know you’re topping up your batteries! This fun and novel accessory combines practical comfort with a tongue-in-cheek message, making it a brilliant gift for nappers, travellers and anyone who wants to snooze undisturbed.
Soap: 85 x 55 x 30 mm. 150g of 100% natural, hand-made soap bar. 85 x 55 x 30 mm | Peppermint and poppy seeds | Individually wrapped novelty soap Know a smart arse? This delightful bar will let them buff their ring until it shines like a new brass penny! This is a tingly scrubby bar of fresh zingy pepperminty fabulousness, with added exfoliating poppy seeds. This’ll wake ’em up! For a lush tush, sweet cheeks and buffed buns, this perky peppermint novelty soap is an absolute cracker! We love aromatherapy, and these soaps are frankly awesome. Fresh, quality, beautifully fragranced. And hilarious, naturally. (OK, so the names are wickedly hilarious, but the fun soap bars themselves are seriously good). A fun gift but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous not flabby ass. Contains no palm oil and is paraben, plastic, artificial perfumes, artificial colours, and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind!
Soap: 85 x 55 x 30 mm. 150g of 100% natural, hand-made soap bar. Sniff those middle fingers people, because they will smell divine! Luscious lemon and ylang ylang are a heavenly combo – zesty and sweet! A dellightful bar of soap and perfect for tickling your fancy – and everywhere else! This is a great gift – a hilarious pressie and a truly lovely soap bar. Contains no palm oil, no petrochemicals, no artificial colours, no artificial fragrances, and is paraben and SLS free. Made from all natural ingredients, it is suitable for sensitive skin and not tested on animals. It’s a gag gift that's fun, effective and kind!
Meet Spookelier, the wine stopper and saver that keeps your vintages fresh for up to 14 days! Keep your wine from meeting an early grave with this haunting wine bottle stopper!Spookelier creates an airtight seal with a spine-tingling click, preserving opened bottles for up to two weeks. Compatible with both cork and screw-cap bottles, this skull-shaped savior keeps your wine fresh.Perfect for wine lovers who appreciate their wine stoppers for bottles with a gothic twist! Dimensions: Pump: 6.1 x 2.36 x 1.96 inches, Stopper: 2.36 x 1.37 x 1.57 inches.
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